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#lol #tera #3s not that ugggggggguuuu

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boyfrirend: “im going to take you to the sexiest restaurant in town…”

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guys/girls with long jeans and sandals on = undateable

me wearing jeans and sandals on = obviously im not dressed, obviously i dont want to fucking flirt with you today and obviously no fucking time to dress up.

Obviously the most asshole thing to say is “I like what you’re wearing today”

DID you ever see anyone in tumblr or in a magazine saying WOW I LOVE YOUR FUCKING LONG JEANS ON WHILE THEY COVER YOUR ANKLES which basically give the idea of legs without ankles, LIKE CANKLES who are you????

See saying things like that is like a silent crime or watching Nosferatu while your friends decide to become terrible voice actors.

Ya just dont do it. Ya blew it yo.


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